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Miss Teen USA 2014 Contestants Sizzle in Their Bikinis

by Chima Simone
Another big night in beauty pageants is coming!

Crowns and gowns will join sashes and false eyelashes on the stage of the Miss Teen USA competition this Saturday when the reigning teen queen Cassidy Wolf is unseated by one of these hot hopefuls. Vying for the coveted title from the tropical Atlantis Paradise Island Resort in the Bahamas, the bathing beauties will also compete in their best evening dresses and answer interview questions (or not) from a panel of judges.


In anticipation of the main event streaming live Saturday, Aug. 2 on missteenusa.com, we're kicking off the swimsuit portion of the show with a sneak peek of the contenders from Alabama to Wyoming flaunting their perfect bikini bods.

Miss America Goes to Washington

by Alan Neuhauser

Call it a meeting of the old and the beautiful.

Members of Congress and Education Secretary Arne Duncan met with Miss America Nina Davuluri this week to talk science, technology, engineering and math education. The Miss America Foundation and Davuluri – herself a science grad from the University of Michigan – have made STEM learning one of their platforms. When the annual pageant returns in September, it will for the second time offer a range of STEM scholarships to its contestants. 

“Sixty percent of the contestants on the Miss America stage were involved in STEM-related fields: PT school, PA school, engineers,” she says, referring to schools for physical therapists and physicians assistants. “If you enter in this organization, you walk away with some form of scholarship money.” Davuluri began competing in beauty pageants to pay for college, she says. Having been named Miss Michigan’s Outstanding Teen in 2006, Miss Syracuse and Miss New York in 2013, and Miss America last September, she’s won about $92,000 – allowing her, with help from her parents, to graduate debt-free.

“I had no means to pay for school aside from student loans, so I started competing,” Davuluri tells U.S. News during an interview on Capitol Hill. “This is not the only way to earn a scholarship and it’s not for everyone. This is a creative way to do it.” Schools and employers have long struggled to attract women and minorities. While women made up more than half of the country’s college-educated workers in 2010, for example, they comprised only 28 percent of the science and engineering workforce, the National Science Board found earlier this year. Meanwhile, blacks, Latinos, American Indians and Alaskan Natives accounted for just 10 percent of science and engineering workers. Asians made up 19 percent. Davuluri, who is Indian-American and the daughter of a physician father and computer-programmer mother, declined to speculate how discrimination and social pressures may discourage women from entering those fields.

“I can’t say I know one particular case,” she tells U.S. News, adding, “I never experienced anything in terms of not being encouraged to go into a STEM field.” She suggested, though, that students, guidance counselors, parents and lawmakers could look more broadly at what a science or technology job might encompass. “Thinking outside the box of what STEM is is something that I’ve been really trying to encourage this year,” she says. Davuluri pointed to her visit to a cosmetics factory, where she learned to make her own lip gloss. “I think a lot of times, we are in those confines of engineer, computer programmer,” she says. “Oftentimes young girls can’t think outside the box of what STEM is.” And that goes for tuition, too: “The cost of a higher education is astronomically expensive,” she says. Paying for it, she continues, “doesn’t have to be what you think might be the normal way.”

CONGRATULATIONS to our Princess America Clients!

CONGRATULATIONS to Pageant Design clients and Princess America delegates

Lexi Webb (West Virginia Junior Teen), 3rd Runner Up in the Junior Teen division, Dominique Collins (West Virginia Teen), 4th Runner Up in the Teen competition, and Gretchen Reece (Indiana Miss), 2nd Runner Up in the National Miss Princess America competition!

And BIG CONGRATULATIONS to Pageant Design client Emmie Kivell,

our new National Miss Princess America!

Dreams did come true for this Florida/Disney Princess,

and the title could not be more perfect for her!

'DROP DEAD GORGEOUS' VS. REAL-LIFE BEAUTY PAGEANTS: CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?

by ALEX KRITSELIS

Wednesday, July 23 marks the 15th anniversary of beauty pageant mockumentary Drop Dead Gorgeous. 15 years ago, Kirsten Dunst tap danced her way into our hearts as the adorable Amber Atkins, a hard-working resident of Mount Rose, Minnesota, who wants nothing more than to win the title of Mount Rose American Teen Princess. Unfortunately, when she enrolls in the pageant, she has no idea what she’s getting herself into. The pageants’ despicable organizer and host, Gladys Leeman (a hilarious Kirstie Alley), will stop at nothing to ensure that her daughter, Rebecca Ann Leeman (Denise Richards), goes home with the crown — even if it means she has to kill a few people!

I hadn’t seen Drop Dead Gorgeous in a few years, and when I sat down to re-watch it this week, I was struck by two startling realizations: First, “Wow, at times, this is really offensive!” and second, “BEAUTY PAGEANTS ARE SO INSANE!!!” Drop Dead Gorgeous may be a work of fiction, but it definitely takes its cues from real-life beauty pageants. Strange displays of “talent”? Check. Silly costumes? Double-check. Dumb interview questions and even dumber responses? Triple check. You see the same ridiculous shenanigans on television during the Miss America or Miss USA pageants (…minus all of the murder, of course).

To commemorate Drop Dead Gorgeous’ 15th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to play a little game called, “Is It Drop Dead Gorgeous? …Or Is It Real Life?” You can test your knowledge of the movie AND find out how good you are at telling beauty pageant fact from beauty pageant fiction, all at the same time! Finally.

Let’s begin:

QUESTION 1: PUPPETS
For the talent portion of the evening, a contestant lovingly serenades a puppet with “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” from Disney’s The Lion King. Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s real life! Yes, as strange as it sounds, at the 1995 Miss America pageant, Miss Colorado, Amy Lynn Ciccolella, sang to a puppet in a wheelchair in an attempt to raise awareness of various issues affecting children living with cerebral palsy. Before she burst into song, Ciccolella talked with the puppet (whose name was Mark) about whether or not he felt accepted by his peers.

Mark was a part of the United Cerebral Palsy Associations’ Kids on the Block program, which sought to teach able-bodied children about disabilities through the use of puppets. Though Ciccolella’s intentions were probably good, some people were offended by her act, saying that it perpetuated the idea that we should pity those with disabilities. She did not take home the top prize.

QUESTION 2: STUPID QUESTIONS

During the interview portion of the program, contestants are asked, “If you could be any tree in the woods, what kind of tree would you be?” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s Drop Dead Gorgeous! Yes, this question is fake, but one like it could absolutely pop-up during a real beauty pageant someday. After all, according to ThePageantPlanet.com, contestants have been asked such ridiculous questions as, “Why are you like a mango?” Seriously?

QUESTION 3: STUPID ANSWERS

When asked “Who would you pick to be president, dead or alive?” one contestant immediately responds, “Brett Favre!” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s Drop Dead Gorgeous! The ditzy Leslie Miller (played by a then unknown Amy Adams) answers this stupid interview question with an equally stupid answer.

QUESTION 4: OOPSIE!

When asked about her feelings regarding the controversial practice of euthanasia, one contestant says, “You know, that’s one thing that I’m not very educated on, so I need to look up on exactly what that means. But I do know it’s a vaccine, correct?” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s real life! In preparation for the 2012 Miss America pageant, Miss California, Leah Cecil, totally botched this question during a practice interview. If only she had just stopped talking after admitting that she needed to look the word up! In her defense, sometimes stuff just comes flying out of your mouth when you’re put on the spot.

QUESTION 5: STATING THE OBVIOUS

Shortly after winning the crown, a contestant eerily exclaims, “I’m so excited! I mean, I won. I’m the winner.” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s Drop Dead Gorgeous! Rebecca Ann Leman is just so proud of herself for overcoming so many obstacles and winning a pageant that was rigged in her favor to begin with! She’s an inspiration.

QUESTION 6: MORE PUPPETS

Which one of the following two talents occurred during a real beauty pageant?

A. Slow dancing across the stage with a puppet version of Jesus on the cross to Frankie Valli’s “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You”

-or-

B. Singing “I Want to Be a Cowboy’s Sweetheart” with two ventriloquist dummies that specialize in yodeling

Answer: It’s B! Yes, this atrocity actually happened. Miss Colorado, Alyse Eady, showed off her bizarre talent during the 2011 Miss America pageant. I would like to call your attention to the way that Eady grits her teeth and smiles while each dummy is “singing.” I would also like to call your attention to the way that she occasionally shakes her head at them and then looks up to the ceiling, as if to say, “Can you even believe what’s happening right now? These dummies are sooo crazy!” It’s a horror show. I hope you can sleep tonight.

QUESTION 7: AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

When asked why she’s proud to be an American, a contestant replies, “Living in a country where no matter who you are or where you came from, you can grow up and become what you’ve always dreamed of, makes me proud to be an American.” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s Drop Dead Gorgeous, of course! Amber Atkins is just the sweetest/most naive little squirt there ever was. However, I think she loses her innocence a little bit at the end of the movie when she arrives at the Sarah Rose Cosmetics headquarters only to discover that the company has gone out of business and the national pageant has been cancelled. Devastating.

QUESTION 8: I DON’T EVEN KNOW

Again, during the interview portion of the night, contestants are told, “Describe a pizza and tell how you are like each ingredient.” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s real life! According to ThePageantPlanet.com, pageant contestants have actually been given this ridiculous prompt before.

QUESTION 9: ONE OF THESE TALENTS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

Consider the four bizarre talents listed below — only one of them appears in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Can you pick out which one?

A. Painting a portrait of Bruce Lee while standing on one leg

B. Imitating how various breeds of dogs bark

C. “Freestyle” roller-skating to “Amazing Grace”

D. Clogging to Sam & Dave’s 1967 hit, “Soul Man”

Answer: It’s B! Dog lover Tess Weinhouse shows the good people of Mount Rose, Minnesota just how different dogs’ barks can sound. It’s…quite something. Believe it or not, the rest of the talents listed above are actually legit. Naturally, contestant Lisa Wong painting a giant portrait of martial arts legend Bruce Lee while dancing, spinning around, and occasionally standing on one leg during the 60th Annual Narcissus pageant, is required viewing.

QUESTION 10: GETTIN’ SAPPY

Last one! When asked what the pageant means to her, one contestant responds, “I believe this pageant is an important experience for every young woman. It teaches you what’s really important in life, and it has the power to change you in ways you never dreamed of.” Is it Drop Dead Gorgeous? Or is it real life?

Answer: It’s Drop Dead Gorgeous! At the beginning of the film, Rebecca Ann Leeman gives the audience a little hint as to how far she’s willing to go in order to claim the crown — but can’t you imagine these exact words coming out of a real contestant’s mouth?

Congratulations Emmie Kivell!

BIG CONGRATULATIONS to Pageant Design client Emmie Kivell, our new National Miss Princess America! Dreams did come true for this Florida/Disney Princess, and the title could not be more perfect for her!